February 2012
Most frequently asked beard question:
quranicverses:
“Does it feel the same as the hair on your head?”
January 2012
What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if...
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”
– Leonardo DiCaprio to Leonardo DiCaprio (via shana—e)
#you’ll get em next century tiger
(via thetonightshow)
wow, such fake and superficial post.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have NO food
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall over
REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and shout "sandwich"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are around for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" in a joking manner
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it
FAKE FRIENDS: will read this
REAL FRIENDS: will reblog and like this :)
Quick RT - A Simple Rotten Tomatoes Interface →
keithcalder:
QuickRT is a simple webservice I created using the Rotten Tomatoes API last year. It’s a quick way to look up the Rotten Tomatoes score for any film, and to get an overview of how current releases are scoring. I love Rotten Tomatoes, but their website makes it unnecessarily complex to look up just Rotten Tomato score information for individual films.
Originally I made QuickRT for...
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
hung-up-on-a-dream:
If you don’t reblog…
i found it!
December 2011
"new year, new me" lol shut the fuck up, youre...
